(Chocolate Rain Plays)
Hello blazers, NFKRZ here.
How are you guys doing today? Welcome to a brand new video.
In todays video guys; we're having another Misaki unboxing.
That's right guys.
(old russian language)
The famous Japanese god himself
Misaki, has sent me a new package
and today, we're gonna open it
and hopefully its some dank memes.
Now, there is a bit of a history with
this video that you're watching right now, guys, because
I was literally about to record this video like 2 hours ago
and guess what? My fucking power brick,
my fucking surge protector just fucking died.
You know what a power brick is? You know, one of those memes
where you plug all of your shit in
and it just fucking died
and my PC had no power whatsoever.
At this point it honestly feels like
the God himself doesn't want me to make videos anymore.
Like, my channel is that fucking cancer.
Y'know, this is a sign from the above.
Maybe I should actually stop y'know.
Uh, probably.
But anyways guys-
(ghost steals box)
But yeah guys, here it is,
the new package from Misaki.
Now, I've messaged Misaki a while ago and I said:
Which he replied to with smiley face.
So you know by the vocab that Misaki's using here
you can really tell that IDubbbz has been a significant influence
on this Japanese innocent man.
Idubbbz, what have you fucking done?
Now honestly I'm a bit afraid to open this package because
actually I asked Misaki to send me some food items
because the last time Misaki sent me some food,
he sent me like those Japanese Cheeto things.
I didn't put myself eating them in my video.
Basically I just wanted him to give me some food to feed my starving Russian family
But nevertheless, I asked him to send me some more
And on this box it literally just says "snacks" on here
I don't know if you can see it.
It says nothing but "snacks"
So, I'm afraid that Misaki literally sent me just fucking food in this box.
And if it is I'll have to become a fucking food review channel.
There's no other way out of this situation guys.
He literally just sent me food.
This is going to be the worst video ever.
Yo boi ain't fuck with no knives.
I do this shit bare handed.
Look at this, the power of the Russian man
(satisfying sex grunt)
What the fuck is this?
Okay guys
It seems like Misaki has sent me just one item
*sighs*
This is not Pokémon.
That does not look like any rare Pokémon to me.
Does it to you? I don't know, not to me really.
And it doesn't look like snacks or some food shit.
Like you got some pig going on there
Maybe it's a special gift for me
Because I get called a pig very often.
But I don't know Misaki like,
I honestly can't tell what the fuck this is
(bag opening)
(another weird porn grunt)
OH MY GOD
Oh my god guys
Look at this shit
He literally just sent me this Japanese Cheeto thing.
He literally sent me a-
(faggot noise)
A whole fucking package of-
There's like hundreds of them here.
Misaki, I asked you to send me some more food stuff, right?
I understand you're caring for me, right
trying to feed my starving Russian family
But like, Misaki, this doesn't give me much to work with
You literally just sent me fucking food
I'm not a fucking food review channel like-
Okay, fuck it I guess
The only thing I can do right now, is make a fucking food review so...
(deep regret)
(Chocolate Rain again)
Now guys, I honestly don't know if this was all worth it.
Uh, this doesn't look great to me right now.
(sigh)
I want to kill myself.
Guys, I just need you to take a look at this, okay.
L-Look how many fucking dying children in Africa I could feed with this shit
This is insane, Misaki!
People in North Korea don't have that much food
Like, you guys in Japan, you're going fucking ham out there.
Alright guys, I know how to save this video.
We're gonna do a real quick food review over there on the NFKRZ channel
Now, in order to make a food review entertaining,
you need to have a very obnoxious, over-the-top, loud intro in your videos.
So-
JoeysWorldTour : HEY EVERYONE, IT'S JOEY FROM "JOEY'S SUPER COOL FOOD REVIEWS"!
I'M bbbbbbbeeeeaaaack!
HEY everybody it's your boi "SNACKFKRZ" in this bitch,
And today we're back for a new "~Legit Food Review"
TODAY WE'RE REVIEWIN'
this.
I don't know what the Chinese shit is.
i can't fuckin' read it for shit.
but we're gonna eat all of these.
Now guys, I know that a qualified, actual food reviewer must make his video while he's sitting in a car y'know.
Sitting in a fucking parkway of a Burger King, or some shit, right?
And eating shit.
Well actually, I don't have a car guys
so uh,
this is the only setting we have right now
but I think it works.
I mean, we got some racer chairs up in here in the back.
It's lit fam.
It almost looks like an actual car.
Alright guys, your boi SNACKFKRZ is about to give this a try
Mmm.
Now, being a food reviewer, you need to make very loud, obnoxious noises whenever you eat something
to show your approval of that particular food item.
So...
(chewing followed by very loud, obnoxious noises)
Now, without any memes though, this - the Chinese shit
- It's pretty good.
Misaki I knew you were gonna send me some snacks but...
a whole fuckin' like, a whole body pillow of snacks?
Like... this is ridiculous.
Misaki, I fucking love you dude.
Now guys I've actually just come to the realization that Misaki's probably trying to poison me
Because look at this.
It's literally from 2008.
It's been produced in 2000 fucking 8.
Misaki are you literally trying to fucking kill me right now?
I don't fucking know guys.
Like I cannot fucking read the instructions on this thing or how long it could be edible
because I don't fucking know the weeb language
but I'm not sure
(s-s-s-s-stutter)
I dont think that eating a fucking Cheeto from 2007 is really healthy for you.
However I do not care about that.
You need to live life to the fullest and try all the best that life offers you.
Like this is amazing, we got a bit of a Teriyaki goin' on there.
A bit of NFKRZ' fat goin' on there.
Quality, quality shit Misaki.
Now guys, I guess that was it for this new episode of Misaki unboxing.
Thank you so much Misaki sending me all of this shit
that I could probably feed my family now for about 30 years.
I mean, Ukrainian people in the 1930s haven't seen this much food like ever.
*Laughs*
That's such a fucking edgy joke if you know the history of the USSR.
Anyways Misaki, thank you so much for all this great material over here.
I will proceed to be eating more shit.
And becoming even more fat than I already am.
And for you guys all watching this video right now,
slap a like on this video for a giveaway, to get one of these.
One of these bad boys.
I'm probably not actually gonna give away them.
I'm just acting like LispyJimmy right now.
But nevertheless, slap a like on this video.
*Laughs*
And I will see you guys in the next one.
Peeeeeeeaaaaaace~.